Happy belated birthday,

As a cloud and full-stack developer as well as data-modeling-savvy business developer with very strong coding skills, I’ve been lifelong-passionate about supercharging a next generation of supercharged traders. I think I’m you guy! Before Co-Mitting to this incredible opportunity, I just wanted to circle back to touch base on one small question I had regarding your founder’s supercharged vision: the poster in your email states that the founders vision is to “improve the lives of half the world’s population”. Which half?

Different places on your website say that an LQM is a “Language/Quant Model” and a “Large Quantitative Model”. Personally I’m not familiar with either, but I am familiar with all standard LQM (LLM Quantum Model) architectures.

How do I know if I’m qualified to perform my expected duty to “benefit from significant financial, corporate, and industry growth opportunities”?

A previous email for this posting mentioned that the founder had two decades of experience in “risk and quant roles at GS and Barclays”, but now it’s “Goldman Sachs and other leading firms”. So, uh, what did Barclays ever do to you

As per https://www.linkedin.com/company/falpha/ y’all are the “The TOP CARD COUNTER for traders”, just thought that was cool :3

It says in the poster you’re will relocate me to NYC, but I’m not sure I’ll be able to afford rent. I’m really excited about this opportunity, and I don’t ask for much, but I’d like to ask for a raise beyond $1K a year.

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Thank you so much for broadcasting this exciting opportunity at a fintech startup to change the lives of part of all. I hope to bring my Co-Ding skills to your team and begin Co-Founding and Co-Working with everyone soon. If you have the time, I’d love to schedule a few Co-Ffee chats to Co-Nnect a little more. I’ve attached my resume for your reference.

Co-Ntributing to MIT’s quant obsession one email at a time,
Wary “arbit rage” Dude

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On Tue, 16 Sept 2025 at 05:02, YYYYYY (YYYYYY@mit.edu) wrote:

Hi,

I’m YYYYYY, a sophomore at MIT and an intern for an AI startup called fAlpha.ai. We provide trading signals for thousands of different companies, updated daily, and we are looking for someone to fit the Co-Founder role and also someone to hire as an intern. The description for the Co-Founder role is below the email. A true candidate for the Co-Founder role would have to be willing to put in 40 hrs/wk (“full time”) as soon as possible (surely in less than 1 year from now) and, prior to “full time”, they would be expected to put in 20 hrs/week starting no later than January-2026. Interns start in January for 12 hrs/week, and they are expected to be full stack and cloud developers as well as data modeling savvy. They may also be business developers with very strong coding skills. Please reach out to XXXXXX, the founder and CEO of fAlpha.ai, if you’re interested or have any questions (XXXXXX@falpha.ai). XXXXXX will also be in Boston/Cambridge 9/18-9/20 and is available to meet. Thank you!

Best, YYYYYY

Fusion Alpha (fAlpha.ai) is developing an industry-defining smart trading scanner. It is growing and seeks top-tier Tech/Entrepreneur to help lead its mission.

Vision: Redefining active trading by turning owned data into actionable intelligence.

Mission: To empower smaller funds to grow and compete in the $80 T trading market.

Roots: After two decades in risk and quant roles at Goldman Sachs and other leading firms, XXXXXX assembled top industry and academic talent to build a firm designed to deliver lasting value in this $80T+ industry and stand among the best for its stakeholders—driven by a vision to improve the lives of half the world’s population.

fAlpha’s is not building AI “foundational models” it instead is building

  • Efficient Performance Metrics including for Distillation of models
  • Explainable AI with Reasoning and Planning
  • Agents which are secure, integrated and networkable info

Skills:

  • Strong AI competence (algorithms for reasoning and agents: Large Quant Models, LLMs, Distillation, etc)
  • Full stack web development and/or Codex/Cursor/etc and cloud platforms (APIs and MCPs, front and back end)
  • Proficiency in databases and applied techniques (incl NoSQL, RAG)

Reach out to CEO (XXXXXX@falpha.ai) for more details.

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