Hey MIT,

Getting a date might be hard, but filling out an 8-minute form? Possibly even harder. My stripped-down version only needs your name and number.

Fill it out and I will use a sophisticated, science-based matching algorithm to assign you a date, with me, in the next week or so.

https://forms.gle/BDKqZhZoW7o4icRy6

If you’re a dude, feel free to apply but only if you’re hot and unemployed. and also if ur lowk a lil dommy, like, uh-

With p(love) > 0.05,
Wary “but hopeful” Dude

Sent from my open study room in stud 5
Sent from my carrier pigeon who’s looking to start a polycule
Sent from my @mit.edu email
Sent from the comfort of my refrigerator

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From: ZZZZZZ ZZZZZZ@mit.edu Sent: Saturday, October 11, 2025 6:10 PM Subject: introducing mit date drop 🌹

Hey MIT,

Winter is coming, cuffing season is starting. And the singles on campus have been feeling some type of way… So to help you out this cuffing season, we’re introducing MIT Date Drop.

It’s simple: fill out this compatibility quiz once. Then, each week after that from Oct 21 - Nov 4, you can opt in to get matched with a date on Tuesday at 9pm. 3 weeks, 3 dates :)

We hope each match will lead to new connections, fun stories, and maybe (hopefully) the one ❤️‍🔥

SIGN UP FOR MIT DATE DROP «

With love, MIT Date Drop

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